This is Legit. No Joke.

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How many things are wrong with this picture?

1. The strategically placed hand of the "Militant Homosexual." Because gay men abuse young boys all the time. Pretty much all pedophiles are gay, didn't you know? Just to be sure no one took that seriously, the vast majority of pedophiles are in fact heterosexual men.

2. "Militant Homosexual"??? When was the last time we heard of a homosexual blowing up a Christian thinktank and telling them they must be gay, OR ELSE!?

3. "Atheist Critical Thinking" - I think a little critical thought should have gone into the making of this picture. And when did critical thought ever create something that we later found was evil (examples like eugenics are not valid since they were the epitome of bad science and UNcritical thought on the behalf of scientists)

4. Apparently people who feel they are another gender but are trapped inside the opposite gender's body are instruments of Satan? I guess I wasn't aware that when "God" makes you a certain way you are supposed to suppress and change it (oh, wait, yeah I was, homosexuality).

5. Wicca is also an instrument of the devil. Pay no heed. Disavow sorcery and Harry Potter NOW!

6. Why is the Islamic man playing craps? Islamic people aren't allowed to gamble according to Allah (or some psychedelic man in a 7th century Arab desert - that would make me see hallucinations too).

7. The ACLU? Why are the civil rights people always oppressing us? I just want my religious right to hate gays, atheists, the CA Dept. of Education, the National Education Asso., sorcerers, trans-people, Muslims, and critical thinkers. I mean, come on, is that so much to ask?

8. "Atheism Rules" . . . well, I guess I don't really have anything to argue with there.

9. Wasn't Jesus practically (or was he, I really don't remember) naked when he was stapled to that 2x4? Maybe I shouldn't go there is this case. haha.

10. Monkey? Is that evolution? I don't get it.

11. The Wolf. Um... ok?

Aren't Christians a majority in this country? I don't really get this persecution complex these people have. When did this country start PERSECUTING Christians? I am pretty sure Christians live in a favorable light in the United States. Just keep your dogmatic ideas out of schools where critical thinking is supposed to be the focus and keep your religion away from civil rights and I'm cool with you.

Sorry if the writing was poor today. I am a little out of it.